Bro, stop seducing me with dicks, my boyfriend's calling me

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

You ruined my date, bro! Now where do I get my dick?

Bro, fuck your presents, you want to fuck me, just say so

You'll feel better when you come. Trust me, I've helped all my friends with my pussy

I fuck her and then I fuck her 😏 I'll teach her sex positions instead of yoga